You get links because I have no rain*.

Rules Grammar Change. The Onion wins for tickling the obscure funny bones. (File that under "Old English.") via Unlocked Word-Hoard

A body language dictionary of amazingness--read the entry on yawning, and think like a science fiction writer--via Karen/Ilana at the Will Write for Wine Forums

sartorias is discussing Twilight and the Nice Vampire Phenomenon.

For the small knitters-who-are-or-love-rowers segment of the population, dichroic made boat socks! As in, socks with boats in them. Cool. And I don't even knit. Or row.



*Obviously, I'm looking for a way to kill 20 minutes while the sprinklers take care of the hostas and tomatoes.